ACT II Act II Scene I (Antipholus of Ephesus' House) Adriana: It’s 7:00 and they’re not back yet!
Luciana: Boys will be boys! Birds will fly, fish will swim, men will always be late! We should just accept that ^_^
Adriana:It’s not fair – they just do whatever they want!
Luciana:That’s just our lot as women…we have to accept it.
Adriana:Well, when you’re married you’ll see what it’s really like!
Enter Dromio
Adr: Is ant with you?
Dromio: No, we just had a tussle
Adr: well, did you talk with him?
Dromio: Oh, we talked, alright
Adr: Well is he coming home?
Dromio: I dunno, I think he might be losing my mind. I was like, “It’s time for dinner” and he was all “where’s my money?” and I was like, “Your meat is burned” and he was like “where’s my dough” and I was all, “Are you coming to dinner?” and he was like “where’s my moo-lah?” and I was like “the pig is burned” and he was all, “where’s my cash?” and I was like “your wife is waiting for you” and he was like, “wahhhh?”
Adr: Go or your’re gonna get it!
Dromio: I’m gonna get it, anyway! If this goes on, by the end of it I’ll be dead! Act II Scene II (Street Downtown) Ant: Well, im glad that was taken care of… Oh here comes my slave! Enter Dro S Ant S: Are you done joking, now? You prankster you
Dro S: What are you talking aboot?
Ant: Remember? I was over here and you were like, “It’s time for dinner” and I was all “where’s my money?” and you were like, “Your meat is burned” and I was like “where’s my dough” and you were all, “Are you coming to dinner?” and I was like “where’s my moo-lah?” and you was like “the pig is burned” and I was all, “where’s my cash?” and you was all like “your wife is waiting for you” and I was like, “wahhhh?”
Dro: I’m glad to see that you’re in such a fine mood but why are you messin with me?
Ant: Alright, that’s enough! You think I’m joking? Hadoken! Take this!
Dro: OK! OK! I see your serious now!
Ant: You gotta feel me out, man. You gotta know when I’m in the mood to joke or not. Read my face.
Dro: Well, I have to thank you
Ant: Thanks for what?
Dro: Thanks for nothing!
Ant: You’re going bald- Hey what’s that over there? Enter Adriana and Luciana Adr: You unfaithful #$&^!
Ant: WTF, mate!?! I’ve only been in this city for two hours! This place is craaaaaazy!
Luc: How dare you! *slap* We sent Dromio to get you!
Dro: Who me?
Everyone present: Yes you!
Dro: Couldn’t be!
Everyone present: Then who?
Dro: Kerry stole the-
Ant: No, that was definitely you.That’s just what you were babbling about before!!How else would this woman know our names? I’m dreaming aren’t I? Well, cya! *pantomimes flies away*
Luc: Dromio, you rapscallion, git home and prepare our dinner!
Dro: I think we better do what they say, these witches could cast a spell on us.
Luc: You’re a wimpy-man, sissy-boy, nincompoop, ignoramus twit, jackass
Dro: Actually, I’m pretty sure I’m turning into just that!
Adr:Everyone shut up, go home, we’re going to have dinner now whether you like it or not.
Ant:I don’t know what’s going on….but I guess I have no choice.Dromio, come on.
Act II Scene I (Antipholus of Ephesus' House)
Adriana: It’s 7:00 and they’re not back yet!
Luciana: Boys will be boys! Birds will fly, fish will swim, men will always be late! We should just accept that ^_^
Adriana: It’s not fair – they just do whatever they want!
Luciana: That’s just our lot as women…we have to accept it.
Adriana: Well, when you’re married you’ll see what it’s really like!
Enter Dromio
Adr: Is ant with you?
Dromio: No, we just had a tussle
Adr: well, did you talk with him?
Dromio: Oh, we talked, alright
Adr: Well is he coming home?
Dromio: I dunno, I think he might be losing my mind. I was like, “It’s time for dinner” and he was all “where’s my money?” and I was like, “Your meat is burned” and he was like “where’s my dough” and I was all, “Are you coming to dinner?” and he was like “where’s my moo-lah?” and I was like “the pig is burned” and he was all, “where’s my cash?” and I was like “your wife is waiting for you” and he was like, “wahhhh?”
Adr: Go or your’re gonna get it!
Dromio: I’m gonna get it, anyway! If this goes on, by the end of it I’ll be dead!
Act II Scene II (Street Downtown)
Ant: Well, im glad that was taken care of… Oh here comes my slave!
Enter Dro S
Ant S: Are you done joking, now? You prankster you
Dro S: What are you talking aboot?
Ant: Remember? I was over here and you were like, “It’s time for dinner” and I was all “where’s my money?” and you were like, “Your meat is burned” and I was like “where’s my dough” and you were all, “Are you coming to dinner?” and I was like “where’s my moo-lah?” and you was like “the pig is burned” and I was all, “where’s my cash?” and you was all like “your wife is waiting for you” and I was like, “wahhhh?”
Dro: I’m glad to see that you’re in such a fine mood but why are you messin with me?
Ant: Alright, that’s enough! You think I’m joking? Hadoken! Take this!
Dro: OK! OK! I see your serious now!
Ant: You gotta feel me out, man. You gotta know when I’m in the mood to joke or not. Read my face.
Dro: Well, I have to thank you
Ant: Thanks for what?
Dro: Thanks for nothing!
Ant: You’re going bald- Hey what’s that over there?
Enter Adriana and Luciana
Adr: You unfaithful #$&^!
Ant: WTF, mate!?! I’ve only been in this city for two hours! This place is craaaaaazy!
Luc: How dare you! *slap* We sent Dromio to get you!
Dro: Who me?
Everyone present: Yes you!
Dro: Couldn’t be!
Everyone present: Then who?
Dro: Kerry stole the-
Ant: No, that was definitely you. That’s just what you were babbling about before!! How else would this woman know our names? I’m dreaming aren’t I? Well, cya! *pantomimes flies away*
Luc: Dromio, you rapscallion, git home and prepare our dinner!
Dro: I think we better do what they say, these witches could cast a spell on us.
Luc: You’re a wimpy-man, sissy-boy, nincompoop, ignoramus twit, jackass
Dro: Actually, I’m pretty sure I’m turning into just that!
Adr: Everyone shut up, go home, we’re going to have dinner now whether you like it or not.
Ant: I don’t know what’s going on….but I guess I have no choice. Dromio, come on.